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Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

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Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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I have a bit of an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

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Blackout curtains because I’ll decide what time it is.

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I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.