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Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,488

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on X:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

Trending via Snapchat:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

Going viral on Discord:

It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

Making waves on Threads:

I need to consult the woods about this.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

“I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live.”

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Breaking via X:

Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

The endings of Lost and Game of Thrones each cost me a television.

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70 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

34 shares on Messenger this month:

Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

50 shares on X this month:

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

29 shares on Pinterest this month:

Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

91 shares on Instagram this month:

Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

49 shares on Discord this month:

I’m going to hell in every religion.

19 shares on Discord this month:

Please don’t leave me to my own devices. They’re all out of batteries.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

69 shares on Discord this month:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

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Hot Jokes 💥

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Fun fact: The confetti you’ll see in Times Square tonight was made from one CVS receipt.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome to your late 40s! From now on you will no longer be in “good health” but in “good health for your age”.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,432

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has viewed:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

“You’re so self-aware!” Thanks, it’s ruining my life.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Threads:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I wish men had sluttier outfit options. Because why am I in a mini skirt, and you’re in a quarter zip?

Freshly posted on Slack:

On my way to Mordor. You nerds need anything?

Spotted on Instagram:

A driver that delivers Indian food is called a curryer.

Live now on X:

What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

Just shared via Telegram:

These days, you gotta have a job for the bills and another job for yourself.

Breaking via X:

Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.

Just shared via Slack:

Raise your hand if you’ve ever tried to breathe quieter while walking up a hill so strangers didn’t call 911.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

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