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Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

If the math problems are too difficult for me, I post them online and write: “Only 1 in 10 can solve this problem.”

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has bookmarked:

Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

I’m convinced a lot of people online are communicating from prison.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has bookmarked:

How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

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Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Spotted on Facebook:

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Trending via Discord:

Salt is just angry sugar.

Shared recently on Discord:

Never in my life have I heard my dad sneeze at an acceptable volume.

Trending via Telegram:

No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

Spotted on Twitch:

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Going bananas on Pinterest:

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

Spotted on Twitch:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

Trending via YouTube:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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29 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

66 shares on Discord this month:

They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

19 shares on Slack this month:

My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

59 shares on Messenger this month:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

According to the web, caffeine deficiency is a life threatening condition for people around you.

88 shares on Discord this month:

I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

78 shares on Discord this month:

Like me, the weather is getting cooler around here.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every time I do something stupid, my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund.

76 shares on WhatsApp this month:

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

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Hot Jokes 💥

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene.

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My superpower is keeping this couch cushion warm.

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I didn’t know that Rome wasn’t built in a day. I wasn’t on that job.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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Get off the apps. Sleep with someone in your friend group. Add an awkward tension every time you hang out with them.

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I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

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Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

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No camera can do justice to a landscape that melts your heart.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Toddlers: I’ve licked everything so everything is mine now.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

“You’re in her DMs, my faint presence sits in her Spotify Wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.”

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

If social media has taught me anything, it’s that we are all crazy in a different way.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

People be like, “I’m a work in progress” and never make any progress.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

I’m not joining no alternate Twitter app. If this gets taken down, I’m starting a family.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Going back on a dating app is the new walk of shame.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.

Just shared via Telegram:

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

Shared recently on Slack:

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

Live now on YouTube:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

Just landed via Discord:

It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

Breaking via Telegram:

The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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