Funny cube quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, talk about ice cold determination! This person has a superpower we never knew we needed – the ability to stare ice cubes into submission.❄️😂 Who needs a microwave when you've got a gaze that's hotter than the sun!🔥😎"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

  Commentary:
  "Well, who's the genius now, huh, Rubik's cubes? 😏💰 Say goodbye to those smug faces as I smash my way to success with Rubik's Hammers! 🔨💪 #80sInnovation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking free after a long, chilly confinement! ❄️ That ice tray must feel like a superhero liberating its frosty comrades. 💥 Stay cool out there, ice tray! 😎"

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