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I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.
3 months ago
I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.
3 months ago
Cracking the ice cubes out probably feels so good for the ice tray.
3 months ago