I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

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"Well, who's the genius now, huh, Rubik's cubes? 😏💰 Say goodbye to those smug faces as I smash my way to success with Rubik's Hammers! 🔨💪 #80sInnovation"