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Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Hawk o the mornin tuah

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

When your stomach is really mad at you, and you’re not sure which one of your 13 unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has copied:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has bookmarked:

Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,643

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Slack:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Going bananas on Threads:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Shared recently on Discord:

Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

Trending via Discord:

Everyone thinks they won’t be that couple that goes from ‘everything you do is a turn-on’ to ‘you’re breathing too loud,’ but they will be, oh, they will be.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Going bananas on X:

The divorce process is easier than breaking up with your hair stylist.

Spotted on Messenger:

Maybe your baby is crying because it doesn’t like you.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

64 shares on Discord this month:

The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

28 shares on Threads this month:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

35 shares on X this month:

My transformation into a bitter, angry old woman is almost complete.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

Life is just a sequence of missed opportunities.

67 shares on Reddit this month:

When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

19 shares on Twitch this month:

Considering that doctors are never on time, they should tell you to come a half hour late, not early.

84 shares on Discord this month:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

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Sometimes I wish I could turn down the volume on certain people.

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If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,308

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Naps are tricky. Either you wake up relaxed and refreshed, or you have a headache, a dry throat and no idea what year it is.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

The second date is you watching me parallel park and trying not to have a stroke.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has bookmarked:

You have a bucket list, I have my head in a bucket, we are not the same.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Reddit:

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Spotted on X:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Going viral on YouTube:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Graduation advice: Stay cool. Don’t be a fool. Avoid being a tool.

Spotted on WeChat:

People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

Making waves on Reddit:

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

Trending via Twitch:

The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Making waves on WeChat:

Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?

Freshly posted on Threads:

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

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