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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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If I shook my head at every stupid thing I saw, I’d have permanent whiplash.

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Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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Sorry, I’m late. I found my old CD collection.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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Threatening my wife with a tariff every time she makes fun of me.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

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This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

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Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

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I’m accused of being a plagiarist. Their words, not mine.

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

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Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

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Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

Shared recently on WeChat:

For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

They say we learn from our mistakes. That’s why I’m making as many as possible… I’ll be a genius soon.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

Trending via Telegram:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Making waves on YouTube:

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

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I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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