Unlocking new levels of iron deficiency. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Congrats on leveling up your anemia stats! π©Έππ Related funny posts π€ Letβs all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast). We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person. Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while. Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them. I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter Iβve eaten.