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Funny diagnose quotes

Twitter is basically a psychiatric ward where all the patients diagnose each other.

3 months ago

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

3 months ago

I know that we aren’t supposed to self diagnose but I’ve googled all of my symptoms and I’m fairly sure I’m a raccoon.

3 months ago