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Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

Starting to think business is standing on me.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has copied:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

Parents will discover a movie on Netflix that you can’t even imagine.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

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15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

Going viral on Instagram:

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Every time you rub your eyes, they should change color a little.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Making waves on Facebook:

Self-esteem’s so bad my fantasies are hurting my feelings.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I am such a fun person and so easy to get along with as long as the layout I have secretly imagined for the entire day goes exactly as I planned it without variation or interruption.

Going viral on WeChat:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Going bananas on Discord:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

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42 shares on Discord this month:

They should invent more hobbies for people without skills or patience.

57 shares on Twitch this month:

“Please feel free to ignore this email!” Way ahead of you, buddy.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

44 shares on Reddit this month:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

12 shares on Slack this month:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

18 shares on Discord this month:

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back to you, then you love a boomerang.

53 shares on Twitch this month:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

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Hot Jokes 💥

23 folks are currently checking 👀

90% of the things I worry about never happen. Worrying works.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.

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In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

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Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

219 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,488

Funny Quotes Topics

17,559

Funny Quotes Images

15,488

Updated

Jan 5, 2026

Users Online

3,367

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Befuddlingly, a palm tree won’t fit in your hand.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Coworker: Where are you going after work? Me: Away from you.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

I’m not actively avoiding you. I don’t actively do anything.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via X:

Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

Going viral on Threads:

Girl cats get named after ancient goddesses and boy cats get named after Taco Bell menu items.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Breaking via Slack:

I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

Making waves on Twitch:

If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

Spotted on Reddit:

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

Live now on WeChat:

Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

A haunted house, but it’s just all apps and websites where you got logged out but can’t remember your password.

Just landed via Telegram:

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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