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Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

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Looks like someone just received a terminal prognosis of eternal wedded bliss! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’‰ Better stock up on some "Yes, dear" pills and prepare for a lifetime of "happily ever after" prescriptions! ๐Ÿ˜‰ #PrescribedForLove

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged diagnose, doctor, doctors, future, humor, marriage, me, relationship, wife on May 24, 2026 by slickboy.

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