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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

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The worst part about being in your 40s is the 10 years of listening to people say, “Wait till you’re 50.”

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It’s been too long since I partook in shenanigans.

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I love going “Streets are saying” before I say something I literally just made up.

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The nice thing about wintertime is that it’s darker for longer, so you see a lot less people.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

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Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

Spotted on TikTok:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Just landed via Instagram:

The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

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Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

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I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I will be notified immediately.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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My body is 70% water and 30% tired of pretending I know what I’m doing.

Live now on Reddit:

I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

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Saturday Night Fever, but it’s just me yelling, “Five, six, seven, eight!” while my cat lies down and refuses to participate.

Live now on Pinterest:

Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?

Going bananas on X:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

Making waves on Slack:

OnlyFans, but it’s elderly women teaching you how to sew, knit, can food, quilt, and some solid recipes. OnlyGrans.

Just shared via X:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

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