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Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I always carry a knife with me in case I run into someone with 10,000 spoons.

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I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Being awake is the worst.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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Broadcasted on WeChat:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.

Trending via Slack:

Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

Going viral on Threads:

I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I knew I had issues when motivational speakers started to irritate me.

Freshly posted on Threads:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Making waves on Instagram:

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

Live now on Messenger:

Not just anyone can be cremated. You have to urn it.

Going viral on Messenger:

Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.

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12 Funny digital detox quotes

Funny digital detox quotes 📵😂 bring laughter to the challenge of unplugging from screens! Whether you’re struggling to resist that buzz or just need a chuckle while going offline, these witty gems remind us that taking a break from technology can be both refreshing and entertaining. Ready to laugh your way to a healthier screen-life balance? Let’s dive into some hilarious digital detox moments! 🤳🚫🌿

New funny digital detox quotes 👇

20 hours ago
Share →: Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

Commentary:
Finally found the ultimate life hack: just disappear from the grid like a WiFi signal in the basement 😂📵✨
2 weeks ago
Share →: Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

Commentary:
Imagine the world collectively trying to remember how to do small talk without emojis… 😂📵🌍
2 months ago
Share →: Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Commentary:
"Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"
2 months ago
Share →: Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

Commentary:
"Swapping TikTok for e-books like it's a digital spa day! 📱➡️📖 #PageTurnerPampering"
2 months ago
Share →: She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Commentary:
"Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"
2 months ago
Share →: I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Commentary:
"Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘‍♂️"
2 months ago
Share →: I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

Commentary:
"BRB, negotiating with my Wi-Fi to ghost WhatsApp like it's my ex. 📵🙈😂"
2 months ago
Share →: My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Commentary:
😂 "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! 🥷💨 #CareerGoals"
2 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Commentary:
"Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! 📱➡️🙋‍♀️🌳 #OfflineCritiques"
2 months ago
Share →: Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

Commentary:
Looks like my brain just hit its "stupid" data limit for the week! Time for a brain reboot! 😂🧠🔄

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Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has shared:

Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

The grass isn’t really greener over there; that’s just a filter.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

A bad relationship can ruin a good song.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has viewed:

I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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Spreading quickly via Messenger:

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

Spotted on Instagram:

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

Breaking via X:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m proud of myself because, despite having so many expenses, I still manage to add more.

Breaking via WeChat:

I think my type is a nice person.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Making waves on Facebook:

We got our carpet cleaned today, so I’m just waiting for the dog to throw up.

Just shared via Slack:

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Shared recently on Facebook:

I bought all this healthy food at the grocery store today and now I’m trying to decide if I want Chinese food or pizza delivered for dinner tonight.

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