Funny digital detox quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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  Commentary:
  "Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Time to put the stressful screen away (phone) and switch to the comfort screen (Kindle).

  Commentary:
  "Swapping TikTok for e-books like it's a digital spa day! 📱➡️📖 #PageTurnerPampering"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

  Commentary:
  "Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

  Commentary:
  "Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘‍♂️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, negotiating with my Wi-Fi to ghost WhatsApp like it's my ex. 📵🙈😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

  Commentary:
  😂 "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! 🥷💨 #CareerGoals"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, fresh air and fresh judgments… the original social media! 📱➡️🙋‍♀️🌳 #OfflineCritiques"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

  Commentary:
  Looks like my brain just hit its "stupid" data limit for the week! Time for a brain reboot! 😂🧠🔄

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes a girl has to delete all the apps on her phone and not speak to anyone for a week to find true happiness.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, deleting my phone… if you don't hear from me soon, I've found Nirvana! 📵😂🧘‍♀️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

  Commentary:
  "Can everyone log off? 🚪 The 'Do Not Disturb' sign is up! 🙅‍♂️ Time for some solo virtual zen 🧘‍♂️. See you on the flip side of solitude! 😄"

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