Funny dinosaurs quotes — Wordgag ツ

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

2 months ago2 months ago

They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

2 months ago2 months ago

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

6 months ago6 months ago

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

Jan 27, 2025

I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

Jan 27, 2025

Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

Jan 24, 2025

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

Jan 23, 2025

If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

Jan 22, 2025

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Jan 20, 2025

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Jan 20, 2025