Funny dinosaurs quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

  Commentary:
  Just what we need, a T-Rex trying to swipe right on our problems

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  1 week ago

  Share →: They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, not again! Those dinosaurs need better door locks!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

  Commentary:
  "Nature: where dinosaurs go to reinvent themselves with a feathered makeover Who knew evolution had a flair for fashion? #NatureTransformations #DinosaursAreBirds"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, stop belittling those majestic dinosaurs with your 'roaming' label. They were probably busy running errands, attending dino meetings, and grabbing coffee with their dino buddies. Don't mess with a dino's packed schedule! #BusyDinos"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I recently saw a documentary about dinosaurs. They simply ate everyone they didn’t like. I like that concept.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs social skills when you can just eat your problems away? Just imagine if humans did the same…awkward family reunion? Say no more, just pass the BBQ sauce! #Dinolicious"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the prehistoric pedicure method – a true blast from the past! Who needs nail clippers when you have dinosaurs to keep your toenails in check? Just imagine the cardio workout from all that running! Talk about a unique fitness routine. #ThrowbackThursday #DinoManicure

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

  Commentary:
  "Life finds a way… to tempt even the most cautious souls into embracing a dinosaur-sized adventure! Just remember, even the wildest thrills come with a few Jurassic-sized risks! #JurassicParkAntics"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs.

  Commentary:
  Ah, our cosmic neighbors are getting a prehistoric show from afar Who needs Jurassic Park when you have live dino action in outer space? #TimeTravelDinoSpectacle

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs accurate dinosaur knowledge when you've got a built-in corrector at home? Let the misidentification games begin! #DadJokes #ParentingWin"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the T-Rex would have been a little less grumpy if it had a cup of espresso in the morning #CoffeeSavesLives"

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