They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh no, not again! Those dinosaurs need better door locks! 🦖🔓😂 Related funny posts 🤝 No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds. Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up. Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do. If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.