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16 Funny dish quotes

Funny dish quotes serve up a hearty helping of humor 🍽️😄 that will spice up your kitchen vibes! Whether you’re washing dishes or just dreaming of your next meal, these witty sayings add a splash of fun 🍲✨ to the daily grind. Ready to laugh through the suds and savor some clever wordplay? Let’s dive into a feast of funny dish quotes that’ll have you grinning from plate to plate! 🍴😂

Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra — wash one, and two more appear.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but throw away your disgusting dish sponge.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Cookbook, but each recipe includes a photo of all the dishes that need to be cleaned after making it.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Time After Time” is my favorite song about doing the dishes.

Posted on2 months ago1 month ago

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes, only to turn around and, to your horror, the pot.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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