Funny dish quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

  Commentary:
  "Justice is a dish best served cold ❄️, if it were served warm, it would be justwater 💦. So, next time you're seeking justice, make sure it's chilled for maximum satisfaction 😉!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

  Commentary:
  Ah, to kids, a neatly hanging dish towel is like a siren's call for mischief! 🧒👀🚫 Just one glance and it's instant chaos – let the towel shenanigans begin! 🤪🤣 #KidsWillBeKids

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

  Commentary:
  🦃🤢 When in doubt, always trust your gut and skip that mystery dish! Let's raise a glass to those who looked out for their own well-being at Thanksgiving 🍷👏 #TrustNoPotluck

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic dishware dilemma – the battle of the sink supremacy! 🍽️💦 Who will emerge victorious in this soapy standoff? Will the dishwashing champion yield to the sneaky underdog? The tension is palpable, the stakes are high – it's the ultimate showdown in the kitchen sink arena! 🤣 #SudsyShowdown

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old debate: diagonal vs. horizontal sandwich cuts. Who knew it held the secret to perfecting revenge? 🥪⚔️ Just make sure the filling doesn't spill out before you get your sweet, non-diagonal revenge! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's having a serious case of spud-sweats! 🥔💦 Mayo-drenched marathon, anyone? 😅 #PotatoSaladProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: A wild parent spotted in action! 🚨 Who knew putting a dish in the sink could be such a daring adventure? 😂 Specialty: Urgent Care for unruly tableware. 🍽️ #ParentingProblems"

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