Funny quotes dish

Funny dish quotes

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

3 months ago

Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

3 months ago

Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

3 months ago

That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.

3 months ago

Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

3 months ago

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

3 months ago

My son put his dish in the sink so I rushed him to urgent care.

3 months ago