After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Doing dishes is like fighting a hydra—wash one, and two more appear! 🍽️🧼💦 Related funny posts 🤝 Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. You should be able to wash your hair and it stays washed. What do you mean I have to do it again? One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do. The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes. Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!