Funny do nothing quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

  Commentary:
  When "anything" includes doing dishes, men suddenly develop spontaneous selective hearing 😂🙉🍽️

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like a hotel microwave: all that potential, but in reality, just a warm and forgettable presence 🍿💥 Just waiting for someone to hit the 'start' button on life! 🔌 #MicrowaveMood"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to balance stress levels and doing nothing is an art form 🎨💆‍♂️ It's like juggling chaos and serenity at the same time! 🤹‍♂️ #LifeGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

  Commentary:
  Feeling like a hotel light on low power mode 💡🔋 Just hanging in there without much spark! Let's hope tomorrow brings a full charge and some bright ideas! 🌟💡 #LowEnergyDays

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the noble pursuit of doing nothing, truly an art form in itself! 🎨⏳ Why go out and be busy when you can rush home to embrace the serenity of your sofa and the sweet siren call of laziness? 😄💤 Embrace the art of 'nothingness' with gusto, my friend! 🏠🛋️"

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