I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

I'm always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Commentary:
“Ah, the noble pursuit of doing nothing, truly an art form in itself! 🎨⏳ Why go out and be busy when you can rush home to embrace the serenity of your sofa and the sweet siren call of laziness? 😄💤 Embrace the art of ‘nothingness’ with gusto, my friend! 🏠🛋️”

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