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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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The gap in my resume? Yeah, it’s called playing outside.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

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I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.

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Imagine how much better the world would be if everyone set aside their differences and came together as one to buy me a castle.

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It’s not about the cards you’re dealt, but how you play the hand you’ve got hidden up your sleeve.

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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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Hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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Big fan of taking a huge bite and then nodding while I chew. You make an excellent point, food.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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Share →: Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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"Ah, the dollar store dilemma – feeling like a baller with a dollar but also a pauper with a purse full of singles. 💰😅 Who knew that so much financial rollercoaster could be packed within those aisles of surprises!"

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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Google Maps should not count towards my screen time. I’m not addicted to my phone, I’m disoriented.

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“AI is coming for your job.” Yeah, I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, then have a panic attack.

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If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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If you are hotter than me, it means I’m cooler than you.

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I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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Don’t talk to me about regrets if you’ve never had someone’s name tattooed on you.

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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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I have tasted employment, I have tasted joblessness and I recommend generational wealth guys.

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What are some fun beginner crimes for someone getting into lawlessness?

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Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.

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Killing me softly with his schlong.

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Trust me; this is the second millennium I’ve lived in.

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Welcome to downtown where the crosswalk signals are merely suggestions and you hope the puddles are water.

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Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.

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If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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All this suffering on earth because someone ate an apple once.

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