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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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I made all my money in the 80s selling Rubik’s Hammers. They were for those cubes that thought they were smarter than you.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

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Inventing the Grinch: “Santa needs a Wario!”

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Slim Shady implies the existence of Thicc Sunny.

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There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

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The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Going viral on Discord:

My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”

Trending via TikTok:

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

Just landed via Discord:

“Just be yourself”—that has gotten me mixed results in the past.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

For Halloween, you should be mine.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

Live now on WhatsApp:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Seen just now on Discord:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Just shared via Facebook:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.

Trending via Messenger:

Holding back your sarcastic replies takes a lot of inner strength.

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Funny eavesdropping quotes bring out the sneaky side of us all 👂😜 Whether you’re caught mid-spy or just love overhearing juicy tidbits, these witty lines add a splash of humor to those unexpected moments 🤫😂 Get ready to laugh at the art of listening in—because sometimes, the best conversations happen when you’re not even invited! 🎉👀

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11 shares on Telegram this month:

Needlenose in HR says we can’t use nicknames anymore.

38 shares on Threads this month:

I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

71 shares on TikTok this month:

I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

97 shares on Pinterest this month:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

21 shares on Pinterest this month:

They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

That moment when you cut into a seedless watermelon and find out it’s only allegedly seedless.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t understand all the fuss about ChatGPT – I have teenagers who already know everything.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

38 shares on Messenger this month:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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I may regret the megabytes I’ve wasted, but I’ll never regret the megabites I’ve tasted.

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Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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The highest act of rebellion is to relax unconditionally.

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

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It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

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It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

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Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

The ways printers are like kids: Need feeding, are noisy and can’t function when offline.

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I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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I highly recommend having hobbies. It distracts you from things like falling in love.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

Zombies started running in movies and life has been chaotic since.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

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From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

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Breaking via Discord:

Bedrotting is so nice. Just lying in bed, using your phone comfortably.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My ex was like “I know a spot,” then took me to the lowest point in my life.

Breaking via TikTok:

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.

Just shared via Slack:

I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Fifty shades of I miss you.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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