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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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A college education is one of the few things a person is willing to pay for and not get.

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Nobody should be blowing up Teslas. If you just wait a bit, they’ll probably do it by themselves.

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If the zombie apocalypse happens we’re double screwed because there are millions on record as having no brain.

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They’re making me do work at work.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.