Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Commentary:
“Living in a shared space: where listening to arguments through the walls becomes a whole new form of entertainment 🎭🤔🎶 #NeighborDrama”

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