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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

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My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

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By day I am just a regular loser, by night I am the same loser only it’s nighttime.

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I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

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I hate when people call my phone! I don’t use it for that.

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Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

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Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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Thinking about ignoring daily mess by creating new holiday decor mess.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

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You truly don’t realize how young 20 is until you’re not 20 anymore.

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I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

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Be the reason why your local woods are haunted.

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I like my Jims slim and my chances fat.

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Funny edge quotes

Funny edge quotes bring a cheeky twist to life’s sharp moments 😎✨ Perfect for those who love a little wit with their wisdom, these gems slice through boredom with humor and style 🔪😂 Whether you’re feeling bold or just need a laugh, dive into these clever lines that keep things edgy and entertaining! 🎉🔥 #StaySharp #LaughOutLoud

New funny edge quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

Commentary:
Ah, the mythical breakdown cure: a peanut butter critic in disguise! 🥪😅👶
3 weeks ago
Share →: My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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Cats have an MBA in blaming others. Next, they'll demand an apology letter and a spotless résumé. ☕😹
4 weeks ago
Share →: I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

Commentary:
"Clearly, you've cracked the secret to turning anxiety into 'anxie-tea' with a side of coffee! ☕️😅 #BeanThere"
4 months ago
Share →: Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

Commentary:
Subject: Re: Your email finds me deeply unwell 🥴

Oh no, teetering on the edge, you say? Sounds like the perfect time for an email exchange! 📧😂 Let's see if we can push you back to safety with some witty banter and virtual high-fives. Remember, laughter is the best medicine! 💪😄
6 months ago
Share →: It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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"Watching that movie was like waiting for a cat to chase a laser pointer – plenty of anticipation, but is anything exciting really going to happen? 🎬😸 #DramaUnfoldsAtASnailsPace"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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Living on the edge, I see! 😂🦶 You're a true thrill-seeker, fearlessly tempting fate with your rebellious bedtime antics. Watch out for those bed monsters lurking below – they might just nibble on your exposed toes! 😉 #LivingDangerously #BedtimeAdventures