Funny edge quotes

• Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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• My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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• I’m feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.

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• Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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• It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

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• I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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  2 months ago

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