Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah, the mythical breakdown cure: a peanut butter critic in disguise! π₯ͺπ πΆ Related funny posts π€ A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me. I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. The person who invented butter really understood humans. There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink. Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine youβre at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.