Funny excuses quotes

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025