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Funny excuses quotes are the perfect way to turn a little oops into a big laugh πŸ˜‚ Whether you forgot a deadline or missed a call, these witty lines will have you covered with style and humor 😜 From clever comebacks to playful justifications, get ready to brighten any sticky situation and share some smiles along the way! πŸŽ‰πŸ˜† #ExcuseMe #TooFunny

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Posted onMar 8, 2025Mar 8, 2025

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Posted onJan 24, 2025Jan 29, 2025

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Posted onJan 20, 2025

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