Funny excuses quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

  Commentary:
  Well, who knew that "sexy" was officially on the list of acceptable reasons to call in? 💁‍♀️✨ Forget about sick days—if you're feeling a little off your glamorous game, just swipe that resignation letter and stay home! 😂💃 Because honestly, sometimes even your mirror needs a day off from your fabulousness. 🔥🙈 #SelfCare #WorkFromYawn

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone needs to have a 'purrsonal' conversation with their chain-smoking feline 🚬🐱 Maybe it's time for some 'paw-sitive' changes in that kitty's lifestyle! 😹 #CigaretteCatProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You should be able to call in sad to work.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine pressing 'SAD' instead of 'SNOOZE' on Mondays! 🤷‍♂️💼 Let's just agree that emotional distress is a valid reason for a day off, okay bosses? 😂 #SadNotSorry"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs solutions when you have a solid lineup of excuses ready to go? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe next time we should schedule a brainstorming session for more creative excuses instead! 😂 #ExcuseGuru"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the legendary ChatGPT – the ultimate dinner guest escape plan generator! 🍽️🚪 Don't worry, with ChatGPT by your side, you'll never have to endure awkward small talk or suffer through another round of your in-laws' "famous" casserole ever again! Just sit back, relax, and let the excuses flow like fine wine. 🍷✨

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the fantastic four moods – a relatable roller coaster of excuses! 🎢 Who knew getting out of things could be such an art form? 🎨 Next time you need a reason not to do something, just pick a mood and away you go! 🌟 #MoodMaster

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