Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Running on 'wishful thinking' time ⏰😴🚀 #AlarmClockFail" Related funny posts 🤝 Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job. November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow. If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that? Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.