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Humorous text about procrastination and reluctance to attend, playful and witty in tone.

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Commentary:
"Running on 'wishful thinking' time ⏰😴🚀 #AlarmClockFail"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alarm, excuses, here, honesty, humor, i, late, lateness, laziness, procrastination, sarcasm, set, sorry, want on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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