Funny facial hair quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

  Commentary:
  Well, ain't that the bearded truth! 🧔🏻👩🏼‍🦱 Remember, gentlemen, a compliment for a compliment keeps the grooming game strong! 💪 Let's spread the love, one whisker at a time! 😄 #BeardAndBoujee

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

  Commentary:
  "Middle age: where you need more grooming tools than a garden shed! 🧔🔍 #FuzzyWoes #MidLifeCrisis"

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