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Funny facial hair quotes

Funny facial hair quotes are the perfect way to celebrate those glorious beards, mustaches, and goatees with a smile πŸ˜„πŸ§” Whether you’re rocking a subtle stubble or a full-on lumberjack look, these witty gems will tickle your funny bone and boost your grooming game πŸ˜‚βœ¨ Get ready to laugh out loud and embrace the fuzz! #BeardLife #MustacheMadness

Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

Posted on5 days ago5 days ago

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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