If you have gray in your beard, you can hit it. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my beard's about to become a battering ram! ππ§βΎοΈ Related funny posts π€ I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights. I canβt wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does. I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me. Next month is May. May all the money come to me. A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.