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Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

I don’t mind being the villain in your story because you’re a clown in mine.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Overthinkaholic!

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

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Shared recently on Pinterest:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

Breaking via Slack:

It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s Wednesday.

Going viral on X:

Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

Going viral on Slack:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Spotted on Instagram:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Making waves on Reddit:

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Just landed via Reddit:

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

Trending via Threads:

I’ve been on Facebook for so long, I remember when it all used to be farmland.

Breaking via Snapchat:

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

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53 shares on YouTube this month:

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

81 shares on Telegram this month:

I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party.

94 shares on Facebook this month:

Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

94 shares on Twitch this month:

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

Every room is a panic room if someone farts.

99 shares on Discord this month:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

24 shares on X this month:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

75 shares on Threads this month:

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

76 shares on Facebook this month:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.

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I’ve calculated my December budget and realized I can only afford to pray.

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

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I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

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The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

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Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.

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I hate that I’m so indecisive. Actually, I don’t know if hate is the right word.

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Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

And what do we do when we are sad? “Add to cart”

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Discord:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Just shared via WeChat:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Trending via Slack:

I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

Trending via Discord:

Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

Spotted on TikTok:

I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Bro, are you a black hole, because you suck energy and light?

Going viral on Facebook:

What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

Going viral on Twitch:

I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Making waves on Slack:

I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

Spreading quickly via X:

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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