The real pandemic was when everyone was reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like we all caught a contagious case of zero f*cks given ššš¤·āāļø Related funny posts š¤ When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body. Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed. Sucks how every girl Iām interested in is either taken or has good taste in men. I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start. Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, Iām just going to go outside and scream.