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30 Funny finish quotes

Funny finish quotes bring a smile πŸ˜„ and a chuckle πŸ₯³ to those moments when endings feel a bit too serious. Whether wrapping up a project, a race, or just the day, these witty lines add the perfect dash of humor πŸŽ‰. Ready to laugh your way to the finish line? Let’s dive into some playful gems that turn goodbyes into giggles! πŸ˜‚πŸš€

I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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