Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Am I finishing my education or is my education finishing me?

Commentary:
“Ah, the eternal struggle between student and syllabus! 🎓💥 Just remember, education is like a rollercoaster ride – it may leave you feeling a little dizzy, but the journey is always worth it! 🎢😄 #LifeOfAStudent”

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