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I hate it when I’m at work and someone asks “are you at free at the moment?”. Please expand further so I can know if I’m free or not.

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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Buying groceries with no food stamps should boost your credit score.

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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.

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Making waves on Snapchat:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

Reported on WhatsApp:

I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Spotted on Instagram:

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Just landed via YouTube:

Waiting for the websites to start offering pizza instead of just cookies.

Going viral on Discord:

Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Just shared via Instagram:

I only have one wish in life… For all my dreams to come true.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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Funny FOMO quotes bring all the laughs when you’re stuck on the sidelines while everyone else is living it up 🎉😅 Whether you’re scrolling through endless party pics or binge-watching FOMO moments, these witty lines capture that hilarious fear of missing out perfectly 🤪📱 Get ready to giggle and relate because sometimes missing out is the best punchline! 😂✨

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Share →: What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Commentary:
POMO: Pleasure Of Missing Out and seeing those crazy updates while you're chillin'. 😎🍿
2 weeks ago
Share →: ROMO (relief of missing out)

Commentary:
"When you find out everyone else did yoga before mimosas at 8 AM 🧘🍹 and you're still in bed: #ROMO 😂🛌"
6 months ago
Share →: I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

Commentary:
"Who needs FOMO when you can have FOMOCHO (Fear Of Missing Out on Classic References)? 📚😂 Embrace the literary journey, one metaphor at a time! 🚀📖 #ClassicReaderGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

Commentary:
Ah, FOBI – the ultimate anti-social anxiety! 🙅‍♂️ Who needs FOMO when you've got FOBI keeping you happily away from those social gatherings? 😂 It's all about embracing your fear of being invited and enjoying some quality alone time instead! 🎉 #FOBIPride 🙌

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Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

I’m gonna build a pirate ship and sail the high seas. Who’s coming with?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

They should invent a way to delete other people’s posts.

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At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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Spotted on Twitch:

Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

Going viral on Messenger:

Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.

Seen just now on Slack:

Women are able to leave the country unexpectedly at any time with the contents of their handbag.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Trending via Slack:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Trending via Reddit:

Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Broadcasted on Twitch:

I need a leaf blower, but for people.

Going viral on Messenger:

My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

Just landed via Discord:

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

Live now on Snapchat:

If you can’t laugh at yourself, I will.

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