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Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

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I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

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Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.