Funny front door quotes

• I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

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  2 months ago

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• American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

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  2 months ago

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• I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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  2 months ago

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• Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

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  2 months ago

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• It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

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  2 months ago

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• My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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  2 months ago

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• My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

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  2 months ago

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