Funny front door quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

  Commentary:
  "Who said burglars can't be considerate houseguests? 😅 Keeping your valuables by the front door – just in case your uninvited midnight visitors need a quick exit strategy! 🚪💰 #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a welcome mat when you have honesty as your doormat? 🚪🤥 Keeping it real from doorstep to living room! #NoLiesAtThisHouse"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

  Commentary:
  "Just your friendly neighborhood doorbell enthusiast, spreading joy one *ding* at a time! 🚪🔔😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

  Commentary:
  "Step aside, front door – you're not the only one bringing the heat! 🔥🚪 Opening you up feels like walking into a baking show instead of the great outdoors. I better check for cookies, just in case! 🍪😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ol' paycheck security system – because who needs alarms when you can scare burglars away with your financial struggles? 💸🚨 Who needs ADT when you've got A Dollar a day Tape? 😂 #SecurityOnABudget"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs expensive alarm systems when you have a front door protected by the menacing sight of unpaid bills? 💸🔒 At least your bills are finally serving a purpose… as a makeshift security measure! 😅 #ResourcefulHomeSecurity"

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