Funny quotes front door

Funny front door quotes

I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

3 months ago

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

3 months ago

Out of sheer boredom, I opened the front door and rang the doorbell. I was so happy.

3 months ago

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

3 months ago

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

3 months ago

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

3 months ago