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I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

Witty quote about hiding valuables by the door to avoid waking up burglars.

Commentary:
"Who said burglars can't be considerate houseguests? ๐Ÿ˜… Keeping your valuables by the front door – just in case your uninvited midnight visitors need a quick exit strategy! ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ’ฐ #Priorities"


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