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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

3 months ago

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

3 months ago

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

3 months ago

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

3 months ago

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

3 months ago

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

3 months ago

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

3 months ago

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

3 months ago

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

3 months ago

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

3 months ago

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

3 months ago

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

3 months ago

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

3 months ago

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

3 months ago

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

3 months ago

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

3 months ago

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

3 months ago

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

3 months ago

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

3 months ago

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

3 months ago