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I probably think this song is about me.

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Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

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A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

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Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.