771 Funny fun quotes

• Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

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• Please twerk; I have just days left.

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• Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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  activity, carrot, casual, casual plans, fun, fun activity, humor, invitation, plans

• I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.

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• Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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• One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

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• We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer.

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• I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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  activity, beat, costume, course, creative, fun, fun activity, Godzilla, golf, humor, i, miniature, miniature golf, playful, put, quirky, windmill

• Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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  always, fun, humor, kind, kindness, know, never, pool, social, surprise, unexpected

• Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

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  activity, advice, flower, fun, fun activity, humor, internet, nature

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