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Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone.

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Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

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The void screams into me.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

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I already want to come home from work tomorrow.

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Got fired on my first day working at the drugstore for calling my new coworkers ‘my pharmily’.

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My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.