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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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The masculine urge to hitch your pants up after making a minor decision.

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I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.