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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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A drone, but for seeing which fast food drive-thrus have the shortest line.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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Ok, new plan, I’m gonna marry a Kardashian.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

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You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

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Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

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Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

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Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

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I don’t drink coffee all the time. I take breaks in between to make another one.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is β€œhe’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

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The void screams into me.

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Parenting is cheering on your kid’s winning softball team all weekend and then cheering on the Sunday rain for cancelling the rest of the games.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

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I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

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Not really into dating right now, but very into flirting, and that’s where things get complicated.

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Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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Don’t be sad, laundry, nobody’s doing me either.

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Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

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Quitting my job to focus on being in love.

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Whoever has designed parking garages is either an architectural genius or an evil sadist.

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My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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β€œGod has a plan for you!” Okay, well, I have some notes for him.

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

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The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

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Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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Me (young, naive): “I hope something good happens.” Me (now): “I hope whatever bad happens is at least funny.”

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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