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You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.

Commentary:
"Who knew supporting a good cause could be so literal? 🏃‍♂️💸 Next time, make sure your donations are actually making a difference and not just helping someone hit their cardio goals!"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged donate, fundraising, humor, joke, just, marathon, money, never, people, run, sarcasm, should, take on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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