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I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

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Every grocery store becomes an escape room if you see someone you know.

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Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

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I’m never wrong. Just different levels of right.

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Having now listened to the entire song, I have to say there’s some obvious internal disagreement as to what the Hokey Pokey is all about.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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Reported on Facebook:

I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

Going viral on TikTok:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Seen just now on Discord:

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

Spreading quickly via X:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Seen just now on Reddit:

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Spotted on Telegram:

I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Trending via X:

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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Funny game night quotes

Funny game night quotes add a dash of humor to your favorite board games and card challenges. 🎲😄 From witty quips about fierce competition to playful jabs at friendly rivalries, these quotes celebrate the fun and laughter that comes with game night. Enjoy a laugh and make your game night even more memorable with these funny game night quotes! 😂🎉

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4 months ago
Share →: Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

Commentary:
"Who needs a boxing ring when you have a Monopoly board? It's all fun and games until someone lands on Park Place without a hotel. Family fistfights, now with a chance card twist!"
6 months ago
Share →: Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Commentary:
"Game night with the family: where alliances are formed, rivalries are born, and the table flips when I lose 😅🎲 #FamilyFunGoneWrong"
6 months ago
Share →: If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Commentary:
"Who knew family game night could get so 'heated'?! 🔥♟️ Imagine the suspense as grandma's turn approaches, and everyone is anxiously waiting for her to make her move… literally! ⏳😄 Don't worry about 'running out of time' to spend with loved ones, just flip the hourglass! 🕰️🎲"

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Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has copied:

My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Gonna waterboard my houseplants so they know who’s the boss.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.

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Seen just now on YouTube:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

Just landed via Messenger:

I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

The only way to my heart is with a knife.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Receipts are like: Take this tiny piece of paper home with you and throw it away.

Making waves on Threads:

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

Making waves on X:

Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

Just landed via Messenger:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

Just shared via Discord:

It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

Seen just now on Threads:

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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