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Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has viewed:

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

People who don’t talk to themselves are the weird ones.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,698

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

Going viral on WeChat:

When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

A baby cow is called a calf because it’s half a cow. Half cow. Calf. No further questions.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I should’ve existed as a tree.

Trending via Reddit:

The worst part about being an adult is that no matter how sad you get, the show must go on.

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60 shares on Snapchat this month:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

22 shares on X this month:

I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door.

19 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t think people are actually getting any dumber. I think stupid people have just become way more confident.

47 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your clothes are still in the washing machine.

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Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.

17 folks are currently checking 👀

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Beds are always the coziest when it’s time to get up and you don’t want to.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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0 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,358

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I just went to Crazy Town, and they said you’re a local legend.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Facebook:

If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.

Going viral on Messenger:

Please don’t interrupt me when I’m trying to overhear something.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Being an adult is mumbling ‘this is stupid’ as you reluctantly slide out of bed.

Going viral on WeChat:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Trending via WeChat:

About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Trending via Instagram:

Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

Making waves on WeChat:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I need an emergency cheeseburger.

Trending via Snapchat:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

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