I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why exercise when you can roller-skate to your next flight? 🛼✈️ Related funny posts 🤝 Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo. The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.” If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me. My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.