Funny geek quotes

• Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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  2 months ago

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• People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m a freak in the spreadsheets.

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  2 months ago

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• Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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  2 months ago

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• But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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  2 months ago

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• May the algorithms be with you.

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  4 months ago

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