People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Boldly going where no 'Trekkie' has gone before… straight into the wrong fandom 🚀🌌😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Tech bros are frequently wrong but never in doubt. So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there? It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max. The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker. Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.