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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Bragging about how I’ve “really turned my life around recently” without mentioning in which direction.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Jan 6, 2026

3,442

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Going bananas on Pinterest:

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Going viral on YouTube:

Just stay single, y’all… I’m here apologizing for taking a nap.

Trending via Facebook:

Have you guys heard of recency bias? I hadn’t, but now I’m seeing it literally everywhere. Must be a big deal.

Breaking via Instagram:

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

Funny greek quotes

Funny Greek quotes bring a splash of ancient wisdom mixed with modern wit 😂✨ From clever sayings to cheeky proverbs, these gems capture the playful spirit of Greece 🇬🇷🌞 Whether you need a laugh or a clever comeback, dive into the world of hilarious Greek humor that’s as timeless as the myths themselves! 🎭💬 Get ready to smile and maybe even learn a thing or two along the way! 😄📜

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What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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2 months ago

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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2 months ago

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Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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2 months ago

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Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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2 months ago

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Social Media Stars ⭐

45 shares on Discord this month:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

96 shares on TikTok this month:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

40 shares on TikTok this month:

Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.

27 shares on Discord this month:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

90 shares on Instagram this month:

Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

26 shares on Twitch this month:

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

24 shares on Twitch this month:

Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

58 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

56 shares on Reddit this month:

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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25 folks are currently checking 👀

I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.

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Are French bulldogs actually French? They seem kinda Puerto Rican.

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Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

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If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

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I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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It’s been a pleasure miscommunicating with you.

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I think I can now safely say that none of my co-workers were “personality hires”.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

234 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,503

Funny Quotes Topics

17,569

Funny Quotes Images

15,503

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

The older I get, the more I understand why roosters just scream to start their day.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

All I want is to live well and to die in a manner so bizarre and gruesome it can only be described with a German word.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on WhatsApp:

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Just shared via Twitch:

Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

Just landed via Telegram:

The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

Making waves on Snapchat:

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Trending via Snapchat:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Trending via Reddit:

Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

Shared recently on Threads:

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

Just shared via Messenger:

If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

Shared recently on Telegram:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Seen just now on Threads:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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