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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

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Whoever invented the “skip intro” button really understood humans.

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Foolproof? Yeah, well we’ll see about that.

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Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

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Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

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Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there.

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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

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Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.

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Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

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Coughing has finally overtaken speaking Arabic as the most taboo thing to do in an airport.

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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When a man is a good cook, that cancels out like three red flags.

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

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With great power comes a great electricity bill.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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“I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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Funny Greek quotes bring a splash of ancient wisdom mixed with modern wit 😂✨ From clever sayings to cheeky proverbs, these gems capture the playful spirit of Greece 🇬🇷🌞 Whether you need a laugh or a clever comeback, dive into the world of hilarious Greek humor that’s as timeless as the myths themselves! 🎭💬 Get ready to smile and maybe even learn a thing or two along the way! 😄📜

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Share →: What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

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"Plot twist: Medusa's just an overzealous art curator! 🗿🔍🙈"
4 months ago
Share →: The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Ah, the clever origins of the word "aerobics" reveal the true essence of the workout – the ability to withstand tremendous boredom while getting in shape! It's a true test of mental fortitude to endure those repetitive movements and cheesy workout music. Who knew the ancient Greeks were also masters of sarcasm and wit when it came to fitness terminology!
4 months ago
Share →: Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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🍊🌎 Just casually checking if I can swap out my boring old snacks for planetary delights. You know, in case I need to impress the other gods up there! 😂 #CitrusDietyGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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Ah, yes, Typos, the mischievous Greek god who loves to play pranks on our keyboards! 🌩️ He sure knows how to keep us on our toes with those sneaky spelling errors! Maybe we should sacrifice a dictionary to appease him. 📚🙏 #SpellingMistakesAreDivine

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

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Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

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“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

Breaking via Messenger:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

Spotted on Facebook:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

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That awesome moment when you open the fridge and the first thing you see is the thing you wanted to eat.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

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I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

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Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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