Funny greek quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

  Commentary:
  "Plot twist: Medusa's just an overzealous art curator! 🗿🔍🙈"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the clever origins of the word "aerobics" reveal the true essence of the workout – the ability to withstand tremendous boredom while getting in shape! It's a true test of mental fortitude to endure those repetitive movements and cheesy workout music. Who knew the ancient Greeks were also masters of sarcasm and wit when it came to fitness terminology!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend they’re planets and you’re a Greek god.

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  🍊🌎 Just casually checking if I can swap out my boring old snacks for planetary delights. You know, in case I need to impress the other gods up there! 😂 #CitrusDietyGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

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  Ah, yes, Typos, the mischievous Greek god who loves to play pranks on our keyboards! 🌩️ He sure knows how to keep us on our toes with those sneaky spelling errors! Maybe we should sacrifice a dictionary to appease him. 📚🙏 #SpellingMistakesAreDivine

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