Funny grey quotes

• “Grey” is a better spelling than “gray” because “e” is a greyer letter than “a.” I will not elaborate.

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  2 months ago

  better, E, gray, grey, humor, i, letter, spelling, wordplay

• Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.

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  2 months ago

  attraction, beard, beards, charm, dating, grey, grey beard, guy, guys, humor, relationship, thing

• I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

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  2 months ago

  ask, asking, color, confusion, difference, even, fear, gray, grey, humor, i, know, language, scared, too

• I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

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  2 months ago

  aging, aging humor, everyone, found, freak, freak out, funny moment, grey, grey hair, hair, humor, i, meeting, moment, pubic, pubic hair, reaction, surprise, surprise reaction, today, Zoom, Zoom meeting

• Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

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  2 months ago

  carpeting, change, destruction, grey, hearts, humor, light, light grey, minds, mud, mud season, season, seasonal, seasonal change, well, year

• Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

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  5 months ago

  casual, casual language, color, confusion, day, difference, gray, grey, honesty, humor, i, just, know, language, lie, spelling, wing

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