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Funny grey quotes

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

1 month ago

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

3 months ago

Mud season creeps up on us every year, destroying hearts and minds as well as light grey carpeting.

3 months ago