I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Commentary:
“Looks like someone’s taking the term ‘silver fox’ a bit too literally! 🦊✨ Who knew Zoom calls could spark such a colorful reaction? 🌈😂”

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    Commentary:
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