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Funny groomer quotes

Funny groomer quotes bring a splash of humor to the world of pet pampering πŸΎβœ‚οΈ Whether you’re a pro with scissors or just a pet parent who’s seen it all, these witty sayings will brighten your day and celebrate the quirky side of grooming πŸΆπŸ’‡β€β™‚οΈ Get ready to laugh, relate, and share some smiles with every snip and fluff! πŸ˜‚πŸ•β€πŸ¦Ί

I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Posted on2 weeks ago

I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Posted on3 weeks ago

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