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It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

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Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my butt.

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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I would like even faster food.

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There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

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Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.