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I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

3 months ago

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

3 months ago

Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!

3 months ago